Michael's rejection

Dear Michael
No one will ever love you. You, in fact, make me sick. My tender juicy deliciousness is too good for you. You deserve nothing better than a McDouble without cheese. Without cheese. You left me in Dallas all alone. I'm here while you're in Cincinnati enjoying cheap drive through burgers. I hope you enjoy your cheap thrills while they last, because you'll miss me when the thrill wears off. I hope your short, stalky body becomes fat and tubby. Maybe you'll have a cardiac episode at a young age and die.